Jade Lemonade ®
22yrs | Eccentric | Scottish.
I DON'T DO SUBMISSIONS.
'"I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges," the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; "but those serpents! There's no pleasing them!"
I can't sing, I can't dance & I don't know karate. I like books, alcohol, porn & food. Chat to me. I'm the kitty's meow.
I want someone to have fun with, to share my ideas with, someone who wants to make plans with me and do fun stuff, explore things / each other. (:
Why is it so difficult to find someone I’m compatible with?
I’m loud, upfront, opinionated and self-destructive. I require a consistent level of attention, I’m constantly anxious about things, I’m not visually appealing… Those are the main bad bits. There’s more. Obviously there’s loads of good bits too, but I’ve yet to find someone who can deal with the bad bits haha.
I just don’t feel comfortable displaying myself like that on the internet when anyone could get their hands on the photos. It’s something that can’t be taken back.
No. I’m not. Haha. But thanks!
I have two nipples. Mpve on.