Jade Lemonade ®
Instagram: @weelemonade

22yrs | Eccentric | Scottish.


I DON'T DO SUBMISSIONS.

'"I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges," the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; "but those serpents! There's no pleasing them!"



I can't sing, I can't dance & I don't know karate. I like books, alcohol, porn & food. Chat to me. I'm the kitty's meow.

 

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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