Jade Lemonade ®
Instagram: @weelemonade

22yrs | Eccentric | Scottish.


I DON'T DO SUBMISSIONS.

'"I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges," the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; "but those serpents! There's no pleasing them!"



I can't sing, I can't dance & I don't know karate. I like books, alcohol, porn & food. Chat to me. I'm the kitty's meow.

 

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DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

Anonymous asked
You're a woman. Of course your voice is going to be high. You aint James Earl Jones...

But mine is really high. I sound like a wee girl!

My parents warned me about the drugs on the streets
but not the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.

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Love

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captainreagan asked
I knew you were from one of them! :P Ahaha, I was working with the sales team at work you see, door-to-door. Whenever customer's said "Nut no interested" I panned their windaes in.

That’s how it’s done!

captainreagan asked
I was in West Lothian today, THOUGHT ABOUT YOU DA WHOLE TIME. Well, briefly when I realised we were in Lothian. :P

Haha, I’m from East Lothian! Close enough, though!

Anonymous asked
It would be great to hear you again. Don't even have to make a video. Just post the audio. Love your accent.

Aw cutie, thanks a bunch! I have such a high voice though hahaha. x

Find someone that doesn’t just plant flowers in the worst part of you, but waters the dead ones

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Anonymous asked
It wasn't an assumption it was more blind hope

Haha, sorry to disappoint!