Jade Lemonade ®
Instagram: @weelemonade

22yrs | Eccentric | Scottish.


'"I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges," the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; "but those serpents! There's no pleasing them!"

I can't sing, I can't dance & I don't know karate. I like books, alcohol, porn & food. Chat to me. I'm the kitty's meow.


Anonymous asked
What is it that you are looking for in a chick?

I want someone to have fun with, to share my ideas with, someone who wants to make plans with me and do fun stuff, explore things / each other. (: 

Why is it so difficult to find someone I’m compatible with? 

Anonymous asked
Haha. I doubt you are any more complicated than any other woman. We are all a little crazy. Some more than others. So what do you think makes you such an acquired taste?

I’m loud, upfront, opinionated and self-destructive. I require a consistent level of attention, I’m constantly anxious about things, I’m not visually appealing… Those are the main bad bits. There’s more. Obviously there’s loads of good bits too, but I’ve yet to find someone who can deal with the bad bits haha. 

Anonymous asked
How come you never show them? just curious

I just don’t feel comfortable displaying myself like that on the internet when anyone could get their hands on the photos. It’s something that can’t be taken back. 

Anonymous asked
People who don't have a taste for you must be very boring people. You're amazing

No. I’m not. Haha. But thanks!

Anonymous asked
You nipples aren't single :O

I have two nipples. Mpve on. 

Don’t tell me that you love me, because anyone can tell me that. Tell me that I make you tear up with anger and frustration, but at the end of the day you still want to lay down next to me, put your arms around me, and sleep.

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