Jade Lemonade ®
22yrs | Eccentric | Scottish.
I DON'T DO SUBMISSIONS.
'"I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges," the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; "but those serpents! There's no pleasing them!"
I can't sing, I can't dance & I don't know karate. I like books, alcohol, porn & food. Chat to me. I'm the kitty's meow.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
But mine is really high. I sound like a wee girl!
That’s how it’s done!
Haha, I’m from East Lothian! Close enough, though!
Aw cutie, thanks a bunch! I have such a high voice though hahaha. x
Haha, sorry to disappoint!